If Charles Dickens were writing a modern day tale about a family of power-hungry evangelicals brought down by their own hypocrisy, greed, and a hint of pool boy sex scandal, you have to figure he’d consider calling them the Falwells. I mean, it’s perfect. Because the Falwells are, well, falling.
Jerry Falwell Jr.
Baby Falwell’s silver spoon was forged by poor people, but he developed his bitterness all on his own.